Nov 29

Beat celebrity cellulite hell – The Sun
*All calorie counts are based on a 9 ½ stone woman working for 45 minutes. The slim star may have ditched the American Pies, but her wobbly figure says she hasn’t done it sensibly. Tara’s use of quick-fix fitness solutions have left her skin

Exclusive! Brian Burke plays with polly pockets! – Ottawa Citizen
Yikes! That is National Enquirer material (it beats those “Stars with Cellulite” photos, anyway). Yes, the tough, gruff new president and general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs, frequently and enthusiastically designs wardrobes for finger-sized

Barbie and Ken’s letters to Santa – Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel
Listen, you fat troll, I’ve been saving your butt every year, being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in December and dressing in fake Chanel at sappy tea parties. I hate to break it to you, Santa, but it’s payback time

Face up to the revolution – Independent
NO good deed goes unpunished, as the saying goes, and who knows it more acutely than Kate Winslet . Just five years ago, the actress won the hearts of every ordinary woman with an ounce of cellulite when she famously complained that pictures of her

Nov 25

BILLIONAIRE BABY BATTLE – New York Post
The bruising custody fight between Band-Aid heiress Elizabeth “Libet” Johnson and diet guru Lionel Bissoon yesterday landed in a state appeals court, where Bissoon’s lawyer branded the billionairess a con woman. “There’s continuing bamboozling