Beat celebrity cellulite hell – The Sun
*All calorie counts are based on a 9 ½ stone woman working for 45 minutes. The slim star may have ditched the American Pies, but her wobbly figure says she hasn’t done it sensibly. Tara’s use of quick-fix fitness solutions have left her skin
Exclusive! Brian Burke plays with polly pockets! – Ottawa Citizen
Yikes! That is National Enquirer material (it beats those “Stars with Cellulite” photos, anyway). Yes, the tough, gruff new president and general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs, frequently and enthusiastically designs wardrobes for finger-sized
Barbie and Ken’s letters to Santa – Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel
Listen, you fat troll, I’ve been saving your butt every year, being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in December and dressing in fake Chanel at sappy tea parties. I hate to break it to you, Santa, but it’s payback time
Face up to the revolution – Independent
NO good deed goes unpunished, as the saying goes, and who knows it more acutely than Kate Winslet . Just five years ago, the actress won the hearts of every ordinary woman with an ounce of cellulite when she famously complained that pictures of her